Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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