The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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