hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
