she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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