Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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