How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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