Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
