you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you will always have a special place in my vag
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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