The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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