Why are handjobs necessary in class?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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