i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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