so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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