i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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