I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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