one two three fourrrrnication!
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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