Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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