Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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