You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
