the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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