were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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