My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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