How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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