As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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