YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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