...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Drunk is not a location!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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