Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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