Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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