theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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