I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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