I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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