Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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