i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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