The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We need to feng shui this bitch.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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