But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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