Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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