he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Do vagina's smell?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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