Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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