There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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