I don't think brook has ever known best
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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