Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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