Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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