Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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