dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
This toilet bowl is my home.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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