My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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