Sponge bath it is.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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