I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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