We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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