singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
