It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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