Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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