Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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